Smoochapooch is gone!

Hey, folks! Long time, no post, eh?

I am just letting everyone know that my old email address, Smoochapooch is gone, and it is replaced by allisoncarlucci. Same provider. Please send me an email, as my address book is gone, too. Thanks!

boxing

So to day I boxed 3 people! Im so happy! Well lately people been bringing boxing gloves and in been boxing. I beat so far all the girls that in boxed! Don’t worrie we only play box sometimes!
lol
love ms rabbit

Raiders

Raiders
Man im a fan of the Raiders . Yep me! I love that team with a passion . They won the other day and im the happiest. So today I was wearing my Raiders shirt and I had ceramics got it dirty! I was so mad! Man. Now I got to wash it !


love miss. Rabbit

This Sucks!

Yeah I’m a Crazy Bitch now.

So my name is Rosie and I’m 16. . . well you guys know me.

Today I went to school for the first time in a week because I was sick with the flu.
So anyways, there is this boy I like named John. I call him "sexy shoes."

So today in P.E. we were playing volleyball and he comes up to me like he was going to kiss me but he doesn’t and walks away. Right then, I look at his neck and there were three big fat hickies! I felt stupid lol!

Then after school we kick it and John kicks it with us, so Angel tells me he has a girl and sadly she’s pretty. Lol! Isn’t that sad? So yeah, this sucks!

Tonight is the Project Runway Finale!!!!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait! I haven't a real clue who will win, but I think maybe Jeffrey! I don't think that he had outside help at all! Unless you want to count his years as a tweek! Even sober now, an old tweek is an old tweek!

I had a hard time liking him at first. He is kinda hard, but I guess we know why, now! His girlfriend and kid look like him! That is so cute!

My favorite lines so far, are Jeffrey and Laura. She has real class, and I was surprised to see that she DIDN'T have a whole lotta plunging necklines! I LOVE her stuff, but maybe that's just because of how freakin' old I am! She has a mature look to her clothes, but I think that's waaaay better than the skimpy clothes made for younger folks these days.

I don't know what happened to Michael. I hate his "urban safari" theme. The stuff I saw, I did not like. (sigh)

Uli is STILL doing the same thing; flowy prints for hot wezzar. Pretty, but done.

So, bring it on!

How I Know I'm Old

Check out these really old pictures, eh? That is my beautiful mother, all by herself. Don't you love the skinny Mexican eyebrows? I always thought my mom was so beautiful, but all the kids think their mom is beautiful, right? But just check out that face! My mom really IS beautiful! I think she could've been a model!

The middle is all of us; Mom, Jenn and I. I'm the one on the right. I don't remember taking this picture, but was it at the Del Amo Mall(sp?) I loved that mall! The didn't just have a carousel, they had other rides! I especially liked the "Busy Bee," ride, but you wouldn't have been able to tell because I used to ride it with all seriousness. My mom wasn't even sure I was having a good time, but I was!

That is my sixth grade picture. I followed fashion even then, but why is it always so embarrassing later? Dang!

Mom gave me these pictures at my dad's/my birthday party. I LOVE old pictures, even if they aren't mine! Enjoy!

Happy F*$# Birthday to me

Sunday was my 35th birthday. Man, I am sooo sick of this! It used to be fun, getting older. It was like, yay, I’m big enough to eat a Big Mac! Yay, 16! I can drive! And, yay 21, I can drink! Now it’s just you getting older and uglier! Why is God doing this to us? Whyyyyy?!

What do I have to look forward to?

It’s scary, watching your life just slip away. It seems that time gets shorter and shorter and you just keep getting pushed closer and closer to the end of the high dive; which of course, is Death. (Yes, I was "Goth," as a teenager, but it was called "Vogue," waaaay back then.)

But then there are days like the other day, where I’m laying there in my bed with an alien trying to pop out of my head, and death is like, an eternity away. How long do I have to put up with this, I ask! What is the purpose of all this crap?

Then I remember the answer to that question that I always tell people. Why do we live and die? Well, with eternal life yawning ahead of us, WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO? So I groan and swing my arm like Napoleon Dynamite, and get on with my boring, painful life as best as I can. Begrudgingly, of course.

No, I don’t have a good outlook on life right now. Good for you if you do. I am venting, and that is why I called myself, "Crazy Bitch," because I know you folks will read this and say to yourselves, "What a crazy bitch!" Was I wrong?

*#@$*!!!

I told you you would hear about my migraines. So I'm bitchin' about them today!

As it is true that my computer is having a problem with adware, I find that I can still do a post. I had to check my email, anyway.

I had a migraine, (a head attack sent directly from Satan), on Tuesday, on the right side of my head. I couldn't go to work because it started as soon as I went into the bathroom to pee. Then I went in to work the next day. I had Thursday off, but then, later that night, I got another one! I bigger one, on the left side of my head! (They always go from one side to the other. The next time I have one, it will be back on the right side.) I went to work today, but I was lucky that the boss was out of the office all day, and the other secretary went home. I was alone with a little work, and my ghost stories that I read online. Thank you, Sweet Jesus!

But then there is now, at the end of the day, when I am exhausted and my head is simply throbbing. I can hear the blood rushing in my own ears. When I was a kid, I used to call it "The Marching Soldiers."

Because of having the attacks so close together, (the side of the head thing), the top of my head is just a hat of pain. I am so aware of the top of my head right now, that I feel like a Sasquach.

Well, I 'm going to stop looking at this lighted screen and go to f*%$*'in' bed!

Allison's computer is down

I just wanted you all to know that Allison's computer is down. I'm doing this from work, so it's a very small post. I got this today.

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY BUT SHOULD: CARDS DON'T SAY My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H eard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I 've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. #################################################### Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ******************************************************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I 'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ===================================================== Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay